2008

I drew a diagram to show just how gross and messed up my...

malty: I like to have fresh flowers but my problem is that they die really fast. I mean, I know they...

Hey, new shoes! I like that you were $8, but you are...

Terminator Salvation trailer

Nascar makes womens’ shoes? Really?

Fork+ Knife+ Spoon= Fonifoon? Spooknifork?

OH my gosh.

obamaporn: Thanks, Heather!  Cool! I love this guy.

Talking Crap on the Elevator

Too-Tan Guy with Creepy Perfect Eye Brows: She talks so much crap about people. Too-Tan Girl with...

Extras

Portland is not a small town, but it ain’t big either. As a result, you are likely to run into...

Good news

I went to the Trimet office and told the woman behind the counter about the problem with my bus...

Mad + Embarrassed + Public = Crying

Why does Mad + Embarrassed + Public = Crying for me? What a frustrating, useless reaction! If I’m...

It’s officially summer

3G

Girlfriend: I'm getting the 3 gig iPhone
Me: There is no 3 gig iPhone
Girlfriend: yes there is, it said so
Me: what said so
Girlfriend: its 3 gigabite
Me: no it isn't
Me: it's 8 and 16. there used to be a 4
Girlfriend: shut up, go to ATT dot com, I know it's 3 gig
Me: I'm right, trust me
Girlfriend: no, 3G, 3 gig
Me: [copious laughter]
Girlfriend: oh, what is the gig symbol?
Me: you are ridiculous
I would love to say that I didn't think the exact thing, but.................

I am S.N.O.B. #80

billcameron: Someone signed me up as an Enthusiast Member of the Oregon Brewers Guild, which...

anjalouise: Listening to the She & Him album right now....

abbyroad: no, it can’t be true.  f’real?

Today's Correspondence:

Dear US Bank, Thanks for sending statements printed within .5 mms of the very edge of the paper....

anjalouise: Ugh, I hate smarmy stranger dudes so much! I was walking down the street downtown and a...

I wrote a letter to OPB yesterday telling them about how much I hate the BBC’s World Have Your...

celebzaredum: First Ever Pic of Jamie Lynn’s Baby “Being a...

kmikeym: BLDGBLOG: London is swimming  Pretty amazing...

fatmanatee: The new resealable packaging for Oreos and Fig...

I just came across an old list: Spinach Grapes Almonds Cayenne Avocado Iron Pants Took me a second...

sweett: views from my hammock (via islebehere)

What health benefits, exactly, is Activia yogurt supposed to offer?

My Tried-and-True Karaoke Repertoire: En Vogue- This Love (Never Gonna Get It) The Presidents of...

My mom likes to sign her emails “Momster.com”

jackieheartsb: I’m working part of the day and then going...

fatmanatee: malty: Kevin makes my gchat away face....

Fun little interactive quiz from Slate.com. My answers...

FOX News Gets Ugly

When we make ice cubes at work they always form these funny...

Sometimes crows like to have parties on the roof outside my...

I rode Portland’s Aerial Tram the other night for the...

So… this morning I received eight messages from vimeo user jessica marty. Seven of them just...

Angry Chicken has a homemade deodorant recipe that looks...

Fun fact: Today is my birthday! Hey!

“I think she is a bitch and a whore.”
— Pamela Anderson’s...

anjalouise: Neat 1920’s school fraternity party photos...

Than Vs. Then

The easiest way to remember the difference is that “then” refers to sequence, and...

dreamweaver: Being forced to eat your own vomit is probably one of the worst experiences a  human...

Muscled out

Catherine and I met for beers at Bonfire yesterday. It was a very nice evening and we wanted to sit...

This is me singing karaoke at my mom’s birthday party....

The internet needs to chill out on its...

amandalynferri: I have gotten two really good emails today that is making me re-start the...

My brother and his new girlfriend. They are both 13.

“Totally agree. When you think about it, what else does a GM...”
— Bill Simmons, 2008 NBA Draft...

Mt Saint Helens from the top of Dog Mountain. It looks so...

anjalouise: OMG I just got stuck in an old lady trap! I went outside to pick a rose and there was a...

“She sent one email to Reggie, who forwarded it to me,”...”
— Obama, on his relationship...

Undersea fruit snack disaster! Not my most productive work...

This morning a lady bug hitched a ride on my skirt across...

It’s going to be so hot this weekend! I would really love to go out to some sort of river,...

obamaporn: IMG_0693 (via Barack Obama)  I like this Tumblr....

Found my debit card!!!!! I suddenly remembered that I put my card in the outside pocket of my purse...

On Saturday night I had a dream that I lost my debit card. I called and checked my account balance...

dalasverdugo: Have you guys gotten your discounted DigitalTV converter box yet? The quality is...

malty: duplo: Metro Free Wi-Fi is going offline at the end of the month! I know that practically no...

Metro Free Wi-Fi is going offline at the end of the month! I know that practically no one was using...

You know what I haven’t bragged about enough? The view...

I stream public radio when I’m working. Every morning when I type “opb.org” I...

blakewhitman: So when do these come back in style? Now! Pick...

Salt and Pepper holes

aaannnaaa: duplo: malty: I bought some cute fawn salt and pepper shakers at a vintage shop...

Salt and Pepper holes

malty: I bought some cute fawn salt and pepper shakers at a vintage shop yesterday. They are bright...

malty: My new book! (well one of the many)  I just read it!...

dobbsie: Yummy mummy 1: Victoria Beckhamshe’s a mum of 3,...

R. Kelly’s not guilty… apparently it all came down to a mole.

I can’t believe Tim Russert died!

(via anjalouise) What?!

“In the past two weeks, Fox anchor E.D. Hill has apologized...”
— from an AOL News article about...

Guy With Clipboard: Hey lady! Do you like polar bears a whole bunch?!
Me: I hate 'em.
Guy With Clipboard: No you don't!
Me: Yes, I do.
He's right, though. I don't hate polar bears. I just hate guys who yell "Hey lady!" at me on the street.

I didn’t mean that sarcastically.

ianlee: 98! That’s kinda scary. BIG DEAL!

manbaby: Making a character look consistent from every angle...

The headline says “Clinton Ahead in Indiana”,...

Oh hey! This might help explain the Sarah Jessica Parker thing!

Sarah Jessica Parker has a line of clothing where every single item, including things like boots and...

30 Rock>The Office.

honk honk beep beep honk

malty: I’m thinking the truck drivers are on strike. They are driving along 405 honking driving...

Either my desk is too little, or I have too much work to do. I think it’s a little of both.

Lunch Review! Simply Asian Noodle Bowl...

Simply Asian Noodle Bowl- Garlic Sesame Flavor Price: $2.39 Noodles: Pretty good. Real skinny. I...

Gas Tax Holiday

According to James Hamilton, a professor of economics at the University of California at San Diego,...

Timbers game today at 7! Bullpen at 5:30!

I’ve been meaning to post about this for awhile now!...

Uh. You know what are cute? Baby hedgehogs.

kmikeym: The Oregonian has lost 33,307 daily readers.  Weirdly, this is about the same number as...

Doughnuts

You know what’s embarrassing? When you are trying to make a serious point and you mean to say “do...

For some reason I am constantly drawing girls. It’s...

Growing up

I’ve been feeling more “Type A” lately then I normally do. I think it has a lot to do with my new...

“A friend told me yesterday that when God closes a door, He...”
— Laura Hurwitz, aka Jake...

andreaallen: Gardetto’s rating Disagree! Sometime we should...

Timbers

Today is the first Timbers game of the season! Hurray! Also, it’s Timber Jim’s last...

malty: Jessicamade me a MS self portrait and its...

Grand Central

“Bowling alleys are supposed to be seedy. The rental shoes are supposed to smell weird. You’re...

Petraeus cops a feel!  Thanks, Alex.

Perspective

Mary Allison and I have been friends since we were 14. We met when we were both involved in the...

(via malty) CANNOT WAIT!

(via onemoretimewithfeeling)

dalasverdugo: Right now the light outside is so strange that the world looks color-corrected.  ...

I bought a coffee table from Craigslist today. It had a message etched into the underside of it. It...

OK, THIS IS THE ILLEST SHIT I'VE SEEN SINCE I...

It’s snowing in Portland today. Snow after Febuary basically never ever happens here. Man, I...

whatiwore: When: March 27, 2008 What: Scarf: thrifted,...

Xerox doesn’t have Customer Service Representatives. They have Customer Solutions...

Tonight my mom tricked me into volunteering for the Obama campaign. If she had just asked me to sign...

I got my phone charger at around 3pm yesterday. It was all charged up by 5. Catherine and I went to...

My phone has been dead for like 5 days now. It’s been weird being so cut off from everyone,...

"Big Dog" Robot

I’ve had dreams about Julia Heffernan two nights in a row! On Thursday I dreamed that I was...

Fever, chills, aches…. I guess I have the flu or something…

Dear **********,     I am writing to inform you that yesterday was my last day here at ********. I...

fat: This whole civilization thing we’re doing. It’s not...

anjalouise: I added a couple more drawings to my etsy...

So I've been thinking...

I have this vintage dress that I bought a while back that I really, really love. It just fits me...

“In every instance the suspect took the painkiller OxyContin,...”
— Anchor woman Sophie Soong on...

Uh

I’m watching TV right now. The last commercial break went like this: 1. Chips Ahoy...

Yesterday’s Cute College Girl, Chelsea Wilson, went to...

kmikeym: Don’t play poker when you’re tired…. -$66.   I’m becoming concerned about Mike...

Wait What?

jakoblodwick: deleteyourself: Sources tell PageSix.com that [Jerry Seinfeld] is in talks for a new...

No more umbrellas at Rihanna concerts

“Welcome to downtown Portland. The time is 7:26. All downtown...”
— My bus driver as we crossed...

Family Guy’s Cleveland Gets Own Show

rocketboom: Knitted La Burger Dress, complete with soft...

(via onemoretimewithfeeling)

Prediction:

The remaining two members of the Oceanic 6 are Sun and Jin.

jstn: radio.jstn.cc: click a song title to play or pause,...

“IM BMING”
— Licence plate Catherine...

I'm going to be honest...

So far today I have eaten: - Several large spoonfuls of Ben & Jerry’s Cinnamon Bun ice...

Actually… maybe Cake Day isn’t so great.  I feel sick.

Well… having experienced my first Cake Day, I have to say- it’s kind of amazing.

T- 38 minutes ‘til Cake time!

Just a reminder that tomorrow is the official quadrennial JEANS DAY (for no reason at all, except...

Every day, from 10 to 11, my life is ruined by World Have Your Say.

“… and you can also find us in Second Life, on the...”
— Ira Flatow, introducing Talk...

“Now I mean free and fair. Not these kind of staged...”
— President Bush talking about...

Last night I dreamt I was a super delegate.

Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle

joshuatuscan: The sun came out today and I chased it around the pond in the park.  Which pond?...

Blazers Buddies

Jason Quick interviewed the Blazers to see which three players they are closest with on the team....

blunted

juliaheffernan: a kid in my philosophy class told me that that he comes to every class “fully...

Trick knee

I have a trick knee. It’s not a very fun trick at all. Sometimes when I’m sitting with...

I put together a little website to sell silk screened shirts...

Kay found this picture of Alex and I on PDX Pipeline’s...

Remember how awesome this album is? — dalasverdugo YES! —...