Jessica C.

09/11/2009

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Eating scone with jam while wearing mittens= deliciously jammy mittens!

10:24

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Whoa

Dashboard flooded with grey cat pictures!

10:22

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Mornings can be challenging

Sometimes I am just so amazingly dense before I get my first cup of coffee. This is what happened when I got on the bus today:

Me: Good morning! Getting out bus ticket.

Bus driver: Don’t worry about it.

Me: Moving toward inserting ticket

Bus driver: Don’t worry about it.

Me: Still moving toward inserting ticket

Bus driver: Don’t worry about it.

Me: Nearly inserting ticket

Bus driver: Don’t worry about it.

Me: Inserts ticket

Bus driver: PFFT!

Me: Oh!

See? Idiot. I still don’t understand why he didn’t want my fare, but I really wish I had listened him when he told me FOUR times not to worry about it because I totally wasted a two dollar ticket AND I felt like an idiot.

Cool move, me. Cool move.

10:11

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Tumblr is a silly place

Did you know there’s a tumblr called Fuck Yeah Grey Cats? I’m pretty much required to follow it, I guess.

08/11/2009

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Me: Is your face sweating?
Him: Yeah... sometimes eating apples makes my face sweat... Sad, but true.

Tagged: Love, .

16:37

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Lady Blogger Quandary!

comeseehowgoodilook:

Whoa, did I miss something? Congratulations, Jess?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. I was being snarky about someone else!

This post was reblogged from dazedandhaikus.

13:22

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Lady Blogger Quandary!

If you’re the sort of gal who likes to call her boyfriend her “boyf,” and who will undoubtedly call her husband her “husb,” what sort of cutesy, vomit inducing name will you call him while the two of you are engaged, a time in which you will need to blog about him more than ever?!?!

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