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Cornify

Hanging with my cat and my boyfriend in beautiful Portland, Oregon! I like cooking and baking, drinking delicious beer, starting crafts and not finishing them and imagining what it might be like to have an alpaca farm.

Hey, you should email me! duplation at gmail dot com!


I also run the Internet Running Club. If you like to run, you should join!


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25 May 09
Dog Mountain, Columbia River Gorge
Dog Mountain, Columbia River Gorge
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Posted: 9:07 AM
Shall we take the More Difficult or Most Difficult trail?
We went Most Difficult. We’re studly.

Shall we take the More Difficult or Most Difficult trail?

We went Most Difficult. We’re studly.

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Posted: 9:05 AM
Night-Minton
Night-Minton
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24 May 09
Tags: Arthur
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Posted: 9:35 AM
Breakfast
Breakfast
Tags: cooking Food
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22 May 09
The other night I was out and about and I kept seeing cute girls wearing cute, springy outfits. And what was I wearing?

4 year old, filthy-ass converse
Two different colored socks
Jeans with holes in the knees and crotch.
A sweater that had been nibbled on by the kitten. (The bra I was wearing had been nibbled by the kitten, too, but fortunately no one could see it.)

When did I become such a ragamuffin? When did I become a member of the cast of Oliver?? I need to get it together.
Unfortunately, the realities of my financial situation have recently hit home, due to certain $1,000 car repairs, so I’ve been on a strictly frugal budget.
But that doesn’t mean I have to look like shit, right?
This Craft article is about turning old pillow cases into cute little tops. I can afford that! I’m on it!
(I realize that wearing old pillow cases probably makes me more of an urchin… but if I do a good job no one will be able to tell.)

The other night I was out and about and I kept seeing cute girls wearing cute, springy outfits. And what was I wearing?

  • 4 year old, filthy-ass converse
  • Two different colored socks
  • Jeans with holes in the knees and crotch.
  • A sweater that had been nibbled on by the kitten. (The bra I was wearing had been nibbled by the kitten, too, but fortunately no one could see it.)

When did I become such a ragamuffin? When did I become a member of the cast of Oliver?? I need to get it together.

Unfortunately, the realities of my financial situation have recently hit home, due to certain $1,000 car repairs, so I’ve been on a strictly frugal budget.

But that doesn’t mean I have to look like shit, right?

This Craft article is about turning old pillow cases into cute little tops. I can afford that! I’m on it!

(I realize that wearing old pillow cases probably makes me more of an urchin… but if I do a good job no one will be able to tell.)

Tags: crafts
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Posted: 7:39 AM
via poppytalk
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Posted: 7:35 AM

So, I was eating a little pesto right out the jar yesterday (charming, no?) and I was about to take a bite when I noticed something that looked suspiciously like mold in the pesto. Mold is hard to spot in pesto. Pesto basically looks like mold, so I wasn’t sure, but I went ahead and stopped eating it.

It got me thinking, how many times have I eaten mold without noticing it? What about bugs? They say you eat like 3 spiders a year, right? Have I ever eaten something that was tampered with by some jerk working at a restaurant? Probably!

It’s a gross thing to consider.

Tags: food
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Posted: 7:18 AM

My nose is a runny, snotty mess.

Having a cold when it’s beautiful out is total bullshit.
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21 May 09
  • Lisa: You guys go ahead. I don't think I'd be very much fun today...
  • Homer: Hey, thanks for the heads up! See you later!
Tags: the simpsons
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Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh