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Cornify

Hanging with my cat and my boyfriend in beautiful Portland, Oregon! I like cooking and baking, drinking delicious beer, starting crafts and not finishing them and imagining what it might be like to have an alpaca farm.

Hey, you should email me! duplation at gmail dot com!


I also run the Internet Running Club. If you like to run, you should join!


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30 June 09

Indeed

  • Me: Can I get a fill up of regular, please?
  • Gas Station Attendant: Sure! That'll be 200 dollars!
  • Me: Haha! Whaaat?
  • Gas Station Attendant: I'm a funny Mexican, ma'am!
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Posted: 10:44 AM
My mom picked up some Alpaca info at the farmers market for me, complete with a baggie of alpaca fleece!!!
My mom picked up some Alpaca info at the farmers market for me, complete with a baggie of alpaca fleece!!!
Tags: alpacas
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Posted: 7:11 AM

Today’s my last day of being 23!

I don’t have any strong feelings about it. Maybe this age marks the beginning of birthdays not really mattering to me anymore.

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29 June 09

Things I thought were not berries that it turns out are berries:

  1. Grapes
  2. Tomatoes
  3. Eggplant
  4. Kiwi
  5. Chili peppers

It’s already hard enough for me to accept that a tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable. Now, it’s not only a fruit, but a berry? This is too much.

- Berry- Wikipedia

Tags: Food
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27 June 09

nullisnotzero:

mercurypdx:

Re: Kettleman’s Bagels… Not only is the consistency SPOT.F*CKING.ON, they have every kind/flavor of bagel I could EVER want. My mouth is full of Pumpernickle win. NullIsNotZero = Hero

Right on!  Glad to spread the info!

I know that Kettleman’s are supposed to be the most authentic bagels in town, but I’ve heard that the owner is a total psycho. The employees aren’t allowed to speak to one another while their on the clock and they get their pay docked for all kinds of things, like not taking the oldest milk out of the fridge first and leaving the freezer ajar.

Course, that doesn’t change the way the bagels taste.

Reblogged: nullisnotzero

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26 June 09

Yay!

According to UPS tracking, my sweaters have been delivered! They’re at my apartment right now, hopefully making themselves at home. Checking out what’s in the fridge, watching TV, hanging out with Arthur… although, they should be careful about that. Arthur is a known sweater-eater.

I’m happy to meet my sweaters, but I’ll kind of miss personifying them….

ha

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Posted: 1:39 PM

Reblogged: plainclothesman

Tags: Alpacas
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Posted: 10:02 AM
Arthur doesn’t think you’re funny.
Arthur doesn’t think you’re funny.
Tags: Arthur
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Posted: 9:46 AM

For some reason I just remembered 3-D Movie Maker. My friend Kelsey and I spent hours and hours and hours playing with this program. We actually put on a film festival for our parents to show off our work. Hor d’oerves were served. It was very swanky.

This movie is much higher quality than anything we were able to produce. Mostly our actors ran in place or walked through set pieces that were meant to be solid. Still, we were pretty stoked about it. I would love to rewatch that film festival.

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25 June 09

Ya know, celebrity deaths… I don’t get too broken up about them. I don’t know these people! They’re about as real to me as Winnie the Pooh.

Still, it just occured to me that my (supposed future) children will never live in a world where Michael Jackson is alive… and that’s totally weird to think, right? They’re going to feel about MJ the way I feel about Elvis.

Spooky.

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Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh