I bought some heavily discounted sweaters online about a week and a half ago. According to UPS tracking, they left New Stanton, PA on Monday at 9:45 AM. No news since then.
What are my cardigans up to? I bet they’re having the time of their lives. Taking the scenic route, sleeping at rest stops. I imagine the Heather Grey sweater is doing most of the driving. Spring Green is probably picking the tunes. Berry’s in the back with a bag of Doritos.
Have fun, little sweaters. Make sure to stop by the Corn Palace. You’re going to like Portland.
When in doubt, test pens.