Arthur learned a new trick! He can jump up and flip the hall light switch on and off. He did it all night last night…
I can’t really blame him. Mastering a light switch is a serious accomplishment for a cat.
This picture was taken during the part of the night when I still thought Long Island Iced Teas were a good idea.
Wow. WOW. Long Island Ice Teas are a bad idea.
I’m embarrassed.
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duplo:
Waiting on some big news today. Either going to be very good or very bad.
Seems like the clock is moving in half time.
Anxiety!!!
Don’t worry, the two blue lines will appear in a mere 90 seconds. Wait, that wasn’t your news? Ed: I was trying to break the ice but it came out snarky. Sorry.
Ha. Actually, as I was writing that I thought, Now everyone’s going to think I’m pregnant.
Which I’m not.
As far as I know……
JK! I’m definitely not.
Most likely.
Waiting on some big news today. Either going to be very good or very bad.
Seems like the clock is moving in half time.
Anxiety!!!
napturality:
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napturality:
I love broccoli.
And I miss it so much :(
I’ve been detoxing since Monday and I’ll be detoxing until the end of the month. I freaking miss broccoli. The first night I wanted a volcano burrito from Taco Bell (not hot at all but sooooo good) really really bad but now I don’t. Now I want my broccoli :(
Only like two more weeks :D
what do you actually eat during this detox if you can’t eat broccoli? I feel for you, cuz broccoli is the bomb.
It’s the Master cleanse so I drink this lemonade made from fresh lemons, maple syrup and cayenne pepper
You’re doing the Master Cleanse til the end of the month?!? That’s like three weeks! When did you start? Even Beyonce only did it for two weeks.
Ugh, I hate cleanses! They are so unhealthy and crazy. Be safe!