Jessica C.

30/10/2009

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One bag of fake cobwebs down, four bags to go.

Yeah, I think we got enough.

Tagged: Halloween, .

8:35

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How to Make Your Room a Mess- In 3 Easy Steps...

Take your hamper full of dirty laundry down to the wash. When it is done, put the clean laundry back in hamper with the intention of folding it.
Never fold it. Use the hamper as your clean clothes holder indefinitely.
As you now have no place to put dirty clothes, go ahead and toss them on the floor wherever.

Voila! Your room is a mess.

Tagged: Housekeeping, .

8:15

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Guess what I'm doing right now!

I’m cleaning bits of semi melted carpet out of my hair!

How did this happen?

Well, see, I was sitting on the floor straightening my hair and I set the straightener on the carpet and I guess some of the carpet melted to it, but I didn’t notice. So I went to pull it through my hair again and was like, what the frick?!

The end!

Tagged: Cool moves, .

29/10/2009

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Kevin totally thinks narwhals are mythical creatures.

18:40

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I might be a little TOO in the Halloween spirit

I just scared the bejesus out of myself and this poor maintenance guy at my work when I saw him out of the corner of my eye and responded by screaming, dropping the basket of dirty towels I was carrying and jumping backwards about three feet.

It’s funny how when I get scared I really do put my hands to my heart… I wonder why that is? I can’t imagine it would help me much in a real life or death situation.

Anyway, I should probaly calm down.

16:44

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My boyfriend decided his costume wasn't cute enough.

Instead of being a baby seal and a seal poacher, we’re going to be a baby seal and a sea otter.

I already have a big shell for his tummy.

14:08

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Dry Ice Directory

Looking up dry ice sources for our spoooOOOoooky punch.

13:44

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Pumpkins on the porch!

13:38

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leitch:dhk:themattsmith:

Oh my god, you guys…. just… I… no words…

Best thing on the internet today.

Guys, I’m am getting SO EXCITED about Halloween! I really hope this guy comes to the party Saturday. If you know him, can you let him know that Jessica in Portland Oregon is having a party and he’s invited? Thanks.

Anyway, Catherine and I went shopping for the party today an we bought cobwebs and spiders and a punch bowl with skulls on it and these spooky ghoul guys from the dollar store and a string a tarantula lights and some fake flowers that we’re going to spray paint black and MAN OH MAN I am getting so stoked or this thing.

This post was reblogged from The Will Leitch Experience.