Halloween Party Shopping List:
- Fake cobwebs
- Plastic spiders
- Doritos
- BOOooze (said in scary ghost voice)
Everyone is going to get scaaAAArrry drunk.
28/10/2009
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- Classmate in my University Studies class: ...he's been a professor at Stanford since 1991... which is the year I was born!
- Me: You were born in 1991? Ugh. I always feel so old in this class.
- Him: Why? How old are you?
- Me: 24.
- Him: You're 24?!
- Other guy: What?
- First guy: She's 24!
- Other guy: You're 24?!
- Me: Yeah...
- Other guy: You look young for 24.
- Me: Thanks?
- Other guy: What?
- Me: I'm not really old enough yet that being told I look younger counts as a compliment. Try me again when I'm 30.
- Other guy: Oh.
11:09
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11:03
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“I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.”
— McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers. (via theoriginaljoefisher)
This post was reblogged from the original joe fisher..
10:55
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AVG it is!
Thanks for the help, Tumblr!
10:31
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Wearing my Charlie the Tuna pendant today.
Favorite!
10:03
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(via nullisnotzero)
Reblogged for Catherine.
This post was reblogged from Torvald the Blond!.
9:58
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As a girl with hair that is prone to poofy, frizzy, huge-osity, who occasionally looks at photos of herself and wonders, what is that small woodland creature attacking my head?, I am very aware of the powers of dirty hair.
The above chart depicts the relationship between infrequent shampoo use and hair fabulousness.
Today I am riding high on three days without a lathering, rinsing or repeating, but it is a precarious position. One hot classroom or run to catch the bus and my hair will go from cute to greasy just like that.
9:30
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Little advice, please?
I’ve never owned a PC before so I’m not very familiar with virus protection type stuff.
My netbook won’t shut up about how my Norton Internet Security needs renewal. I’ve been telling to Remind me later, but I guess it finally officially ran out today. I assume I need some sort of virus protection… which is lame, because I’m sure it costs money and I can’t think of anything less fun to spend my money on… but am I ok putting it off a little longer? Should I renew Norton or is there a different, better option I should look into?
27/10/2009
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