Mosquitoes
I went camping this weekend and came home with a ton of mosquito bites. It got me thinking, I don’t mind letting mosquitoes feast on my blood. I have a lot of it and they really don’t eat much. I do, however, mind being covered in itchy red bumps. Why can’t they just take what they need without causing unpleasant skin irritation?
I wouldn’t attend a delicious, free, all-you-can-eat buffet and then thank the host by punching him in the face, you know?