25/11/2009



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System for finishing this &^*$@#! paper:

  • Every three sentences: Have a sip (JUST A SIP!) of wine!
  • Every paragraph: Break for a level of Gemcraft!
  • Every page: Get up and go bug other members of the household, especially cat members.

I know you probably think the wine is a bad idea, but hey. It’s working.

If I somehow manage to finish a few pages I’ll break for the night before I get too sloshed.

16/10/2009



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Quick Question:

This bar down the street sells pudding shots.

Yes, pudding shots.

Catherine and I agree that this sounds disgusting… but we disagree on whether we should find out for sure.

She says no, we should not try the pudding shots because they sound awful and will mostly likely make us sick. I say, that while they do sound awful and, yes, they will most likely make us sick, we really ought to try them. In the name of science, you know.

So? Good idea?

Tagged: drinking, .

22/9/2009



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Tagged: drinking, .

06/9/2009



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Not my greatest plan...

Doing our traditional get-drunk-while-waiting-for-a-table-at-Saburo when I had to work at 7am.

So tiiiirrreeed.

BUT, it was a super fun night.

I regret nothing.

Tagged: drinking, .

30/8/2009



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BarFly is hosting a bus trip down to Enchanted Forest. Riding a party bus with a bunch of strangers is not very appealing to me, but I am in favor of Enchanted Forest in general so I thought this was worth posting.

BarFly is hosting a bus trip down to Enchanted Forest. Riding a party bus with a bunch of strangers is not very appealing to me, but I am in favor of Enchanted Forest in general so I thought this was worth posting.

Tagged: Portland, Oregon, drinking, .

14/8/2009



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Tagged: drinking, Portland, .

12/8/2009



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Has anyone tried this? It looks terribly disgusting to me.

Has anyone tried this? It looks terribly disgusting to me.

Tagged: drinking, .

10/8/2009



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you were the tallest and most beautiful girl on the dance floor, and i was the tallest guy. you were in a blue dress (or green?-it was dark) and brown boots having fun dancing with your girlfriend. You bumped into me a few times. i hesitated, then you were gone. dance with me?

When: Friday, July 31, 2009

Where: fez

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Turns out I earned an I Saw U in the Mercury when I went out with Kay last weekend! Kay says she knows who he is. She says I shouldn’t be too grossed out… or flattered.

ha!

Tagged: drinking, .

06/7/2009



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A little reminder to myself:

Three drinks is about as fun as you’re going to get. That’s it. That’s the height of charming. That’s as cute as you’ll be.

Four drinks will probably be fine, but the problem with four is it makes you think five might be a good idea.

At five, you will think you are even more funny and charming than ever, but you will be mistaken. You will just be loud and cloying. You will begin telling stories you should probably keep to yourself. You’ll feel cute, but your hair will start doing something weird.

Six drinks is really just unnecessary.

Seven drinks is no good at all. Seven is questionable karaoke choices and even more questionable dance moves.

Let’s just not talk about eight.

The point is: Three is as fun as it’s going to get.

Why is this so hard to remember?

Tagged: drinking, .

13/6/2009



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This picture was taken during the part of the night when I still thought Long Island Iced Teas were a good idea.

This picture was taken during the part of the night when I still thought Long Island Iced Teas were a good idea.

Tagged: drinking, .

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